wake up i wanna do it froggy style
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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