He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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