Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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