Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i came on her dog
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Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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