Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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