Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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