Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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