If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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