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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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