yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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