then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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