What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
where does the pee come out of this thing
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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