My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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