i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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