We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
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My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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