oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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