Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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