I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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