Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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