love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Randomize
