And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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