There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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