Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Randomize
