You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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