I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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