i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
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I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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