my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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