His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
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Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
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Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
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So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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