but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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