Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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