Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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