the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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