if i can run in heels then i can drive
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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