There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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