two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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