Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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