yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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