My nipple is on Facebook.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Randomize
