I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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