dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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