Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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