he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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