The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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