your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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