brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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