Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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