I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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