in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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