i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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