Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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