is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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