I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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