just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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