Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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