Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
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I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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