how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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