omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Randomize
