"it" just moved
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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